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bluedogeyes:

I did it for me (gifs via 1 / 2)

tastefullyoffensive:

[tribearatops]

tastefullyoffensive:

[tribearatops]

calumpayne:

bitch be grateful

calumpayne:

bitch be grateful

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY

he got booty

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY

he got booty

(Source: memewhore)

(Source: literallysame)

appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

delicatedistruction:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


You could like explode and pieces of you would float around and yeah. You’d be in everyone’s space.

delicatedistruction:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

You could like explode and pieces of you would float around and yeah. You’d be in everyone’s space.

(Source: cockedtail)

ride-stop-then-ride-some-more:

jaybanggzz:

Its very difficult for me to get emotionally attached to a TV show….but man oh man…i swear, the way Prison Break ends just always knows how to touch my inner soul to the point were my whole world just shatters and all I’m left with are the memories Prison Break has left me….ill probably forget about this within two days just keep scrolling.

OHHHHH MAAAAN i know exactly what you mean. Dude like the kid. Her. His brother but what about…..

Script writers know how to plays with a mans emotion..

pleatedjeans:

This is How You Prank Someone.

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(Source: c-mines)

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(Source: pdlcomics)

stfulily:

this is really funny omg

(Source: lumixercalderic)

howfoolishweweretoworry:

my-panic-falls-low:

roxys-ass:

do we panic now

one should always panic at the disco


persistence of disco

howfoolishweweretoworry:

my-panic-falls-low:

roxys-ass:

do we panic now

one should always panic at the disco

persistence of disco

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)